i glow in the dark

15. Filipino. Allergic to hot girls. I can draw some things sometimes.

8bit-ghost:

beatngu:

Def doesn’t look like the picture on the box…

I THOUGHT SOMEONE JIZZED INTO THAT WAFFLE

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angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

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prettylittleliartheorie-s:

Janel needs to be rewarded and appreciated for her acting. Her role as Mona was exceptionally amazing. She had to play shy, geeky, bullied Mona, refreshed and confident Mona, sarcastic Mona, playing dumb when she knew she was A, crazy, manipulative, psychotic Mona, bitch Mona, 2.0 Mona, helpful Mona, regretful and apologetic Mona. Janel continually switched between Mona’s personality developments and it was amazing.

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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

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too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

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Why is a porn blog following me
Ancient tumblr user proverb (via cutemutant)

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could be gayer
a review  (via addisonmontgomery)

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myinnersherlock:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

Did the guy have a drink? because if he was drunk then what did he expect?

myinnersherlock:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

Did the guy have a drink? because if he was drunk then what did he expect?

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psyducked:

the more you know

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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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hotcheetoprincess:

nbctv:

Laverne Cox SLAYED the Facebook Photo Stop on the Emmys Red Carpet.

momther

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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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