i glow in the dark

15. Filipino. Allergic to hot girls. I can draw some things sometimes.

marcelshepard:

My pug knows how to dress with both style and comfort in mind.

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hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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garciachica94:

kryptonite-mia:

I want to be kissed angrily.

I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.

This is absolutely perfect.

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Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.
Y.G., I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting (via trial-and-err0r)

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sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

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rolorevolution:

Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

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blodie02:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS 

THEY SHARE THE TWO SIDES OF A HEART.

I CAN’T

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sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

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